i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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