Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives