I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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