her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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