you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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