I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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