Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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