I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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