Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
