that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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