Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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