i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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