ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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