You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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