That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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