even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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