Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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