Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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