Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He? As in you personified your dick?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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