i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.