this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"