i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Randomize