so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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