Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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