I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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