you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
