Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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