Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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