standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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