Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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