everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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