new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Randomize
