: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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