the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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