It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I need moral support for this bender
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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