all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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