cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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