a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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