i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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