can u get pink eye on your cock?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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