i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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