brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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