I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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