Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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