I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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