I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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