Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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