You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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