I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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