I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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