apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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