so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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