So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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