she looked like the bat from fern gully.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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