did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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