It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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