Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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